THE CASE FILE. Every conspiracy needs a symbol before it needs a slogan — a foil hat, a raised eyebrow, a joke that's only half a joke. TinFoilFools started as a small file on the fringe and grew into a running archive of the questions nobody quite drops. Est. 2025. Still open.
THE ARTIFACT. Neon-soaked retro alien-abduction art on an ultra-light, quick-dry tee — loud graphics for people who like being seen at the meetup.
SPEC. 100% polyester, extra-light 3.8 oz/yd², DTF print, self-fabric collar. Fit: true to size, relaxed — between sizes, size up. Sizes XS–4XL. Printed to order in the US; ships in 5–8 business days.
THE CLEARANCE GUARANTEE. Wrong size, misprint, or it just isn't right — we reprint or refund within 100 days. Real humans, no forms fight. Details: /pages/clearance-guarantee
Care: machine wash cold (max 30C/90F); do not bleach; do not tumble dry; do not iron; do not dryclean.
