THE CASE FILE. November 1989. Las Vegas. A man calling himself "Dennis" appears on KLAS television, face hidden, and claims he reverse-engineered a craft at a site called S-4, south of Area 51. He later gives his name: Bob Lazar. He describes nine craft, a fuel he calls Element 115, and a security clearance nobody can find. The government says S-4 does not exist. His story has not changed in thirty-five years.
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