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Bob Lazar 'Sport Model' UFO T-Shirt — Area 51 Tee
Bob Lazar 'Sport Model' UFO T-Shirt — Area 51 Tee
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THE CASE FILE. November 1989. Las Vegas. A man calling himself "Dennis" appears on KLAS television, face hidden, and claims he reverse-engineered a craft at a site called S-4, south of Area 51. He later gives his name: Bob Lazar. He describes nine craft, a fuel he calls Element 115, and a security clearance nobody can find. The government says S-4 does not exist. His story has not changed in thirty-five years.
THE ARTIFACT. The "Sport Model" design nods to the saucer Lazar described in detail — the one he says he watched fly.
SPEC. 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz, tubular knit, double-needle stitching. Fit: true to size, relaxed — between sizes, size up. Sizes S–4XL, curated colors. Printed to order in the US; ships in 5–8 business days.
THE CLEARANCE GUARANTEE. Wrong size, misprint, or it just isn't right — we reprint or refund within 100 days. Real humans, no forms fight. Details: /pages/clearance-guarantee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low, do not dryclean.
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