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The Great Awakening T-Shirt — Conspiracy Pocket Tee
The Great Awakening T-Shirt — Conspiracy Pocket Tee
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THE CASE FILE. Roswell in '47. The Moon landing, wrapped in code words. A contractor named Snowden with a hard drive. Every era gets a moment it can't quite unsee — a document that surfaces, a witness who won't recant, an official line that doesn't quite cover the gap. Call it disclosure. Call it an awakening. The file never really closes; it just waits for the next person to open it.
THE ARTIFACT. A quiet, soft-cotton pocket tee for the ones still asking questions — no loud graphics, just a small mark that says you're paying attention. The design nods to the sprawling "Great Awakening" infographic that tries to map thousands of theories onto one page.
SPEC. 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz, left-chest pocket, tear-away label. Fit: true to size, relaxed — between sizes, size up. Sizes S–2XL. Printed to order in the US; ships in 5–8 business days.
THE CLEARANCE GUARANTEE. Wrong size, misprint, or it just isn't right — we reprint or refund within 100 days. Real humans, no forms fight. Details: /pages/clearance-guarantee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Pocket width, in | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 |
| Pocket length, in | 4.50 | 4.50 | 4.50 | 4.50 | 4.50 |
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F); non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low; iron low; do not dryclean.
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